Greetings Cards

My lettuces.

£2.95
"I don't care what your SATNAV says. Those are my lettuces." " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Babysitter

£2.95
"We couldn't find a babysitter."…

The Dishwasher

£2.95
'...Then put the plate in the dishwasher...'…

Wrong type of snow

£2.95
'I WON'T BE SKIING TODAY. IT'S THE WRONG TYPE OF SNOW." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm…

Damn flowers again.

£2.95
"Damn flowers again. Never a bottle of Gin" " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Running out of Milk

£2.95
" WHY DO WE ALWAYS RUN OUT OF MILK? DADDY NEVER RUNS OUT OF WINE. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

SPECIAL OCCASION

£2.95
"SEEING AS IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION, I THOUGHT I'D LOOK AFTER THE CHILDREN"…

Ecole de ski

£2.95
No caption. Ecole de ski. Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" Cartoon from "Hitting the Slopes" (Beverston Press, 2008) Skiing cartoons by Oliver Preston, published…

Home-Schooled

£2.95
'Do you realise that in 20 years' time the country will be run by people home-schooled by alcoholics?'…

Thwack

£2.95
NO CAPTION Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

THEN HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS.

£2.95
"...AND THEN HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS WEARING PLUS-FOURS AND CARRYING A GUN... " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" published The Field Magazine…

Not Your Shoot

£2.95
"Aren't you meant to be in that shoot over there?"…