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“So we said, ‘Stuff the garden. Let’s have a drink instead.’ “
“I didn’t say my wife had PLAYED
at Wimbledon. I said She’d
BEEN to Wimbledon.”
“Damn, flowers again.
Never a bottle of gin.”
“We’d like our daughter to go to Eton.”
“Does this look like The Bungalow,
9, Pear Tree Close….?”
“Darling,have you seen my
blue trousers ?”
“Should we have a post mortem ?”
“We couldn’t get a babysitter.”
“Aren’t you meant to be in that
shoot over there ?”
“Recycling.”
“I’ve been awfully clever. I’ve taught myself to print the internet.”
“What an amazing coincidence it’s
a taxi company. Would anyone
like a cab home ?”