Town and Country

PRINT THE INTERNET.

£2.95
" I'VE BEEN AWFULLY CLEVER. I'VE TAUGHT MYSELF TO PRINT THE INTERNET. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Code for the ipad

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", Caption: "...only if you tell us the new code for the iPad..."…

Eyes in the back of my head.

£2.95
"You know I've got eyes in the back of my head."…

Facebook foxes

£2.95
'The trouble with Facebook is that everyone knows where you are."…

Ipad

£2.95
'...and when I open my eyes the ipad will be back where I left it." …

SWING A CAT ?

£2.95
"VERY NICE, BUT IS THERE ROOM TO SWING A CAT ?" Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Grandchildren Arrive

£2.95
"You might want to drink that before the rest of the grandchildren arrive" …

HOUSE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS

£2.95
"I'M AFRAID THE HOUSE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" published The Field Magazine…

TRAFFIC WARDENS

£2.95
"THE TRAFFIC WARDENS AROUND HERE ARE ABSOLUTE BASTARDS " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" published The Field Magazine…

Shools and house prices.

£2.95
"Well, it makes a change from discussing schools and house prices." Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"  …

Fat chance trainer

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "Fat chance trainer."…

Can’t be bothered school run

£2.95
'MUMMY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET OUT OF BED, SO WE DRIVE OURSELVES TO SCHOOL." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside…