If you’re SW11, you’re south of the river
£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "“Sorry sir, this tent is reserved for our SW3 guests. If you’re SW11, you’re south of the river.”…
Pretending they’re yours
£2.95
"There's no use pretending they're yours...they were shot by the gun on your right."
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Code for the ipad
£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", Caption: "...only if you tell us the new code for the iPad..."…
Can’t be bothered school run
£2.95
'MUMMY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET OUT OF BED, SO WE DRIVE OURSELVES TO SCHOOL." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside…
Shools and house prices.
£2.95
"Well, it makes a change from discussing schools and house prices." Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"
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Grandchildren Arrive
£2.95
"You might want to drink that before the rest of the grandchildren arrive"
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