Town and Country

SOLD them on Ebay?

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "What do you mean, you SOLD them on Ebay"…

Asked him about the weather

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "Which of you fools asked him about the weather ?"…

That’s our horse

£2.95
'Bridget, that's our horse over there.'…

Here to play bridge

£2.95
'Darling, the ladies are here to play Bridge. Just in case you wanted to say hello.' Greeting Card…

Perks of the boss

£2.95
'One of the perks of being the boss is this fantastic view."' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm…

OPC349 greeting card ‘Husband replacement’,

£2.95
'Hip Replacement'... Husband Replacement" 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…

Extra 5 years

£2.95
"You've been found guilty of lying about your age so I'm giving you an extra five years."…

Comforts of the country

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"My wife tells me that living here during the week is a small price to pay for the comforts of the country " …

THE HOUSING LADDER

£2.95
"THIS COULD BE YOUR CHANCE TO GET ON THE HOUSING LADDER."  BLANK inside, 7" x 5", individually cello bagged with 130 gsm plain white, diamond flap,…

2day I got Xpelled.

£2.95
"Dear mummy, 2day I got Xpelled." 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…

Take the bus

£2.95
'We had a few too many drinks, so we decided to take a bus home." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside…

Someone’s taken the cottage.

£2.95
"Great news. Someone's taken the cottage. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…