Town and Country

The Dishwasher

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'...Then put the plate in the dishwasher...'…

Damn flowers again.

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"Damn flowers again. Never a bottle of Gin" " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Running out of Milk

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" WHY DO WE ALWAYS RUN OUT OF MILK? DADDY NEVER RUNS OUT OF WINE. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Home-Schooled

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'Do you realise that in 20 years' time the country will be run by people home-schooled by alcoholics?'…

Bunch Of Bums

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'Same Bunch Of Bums That Came Through Last Year.'…

Taxi company.

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"What an amazing coincidence, it's a taxi company. Would anyone like a cab home?" …

Forgotten our corkscrew.

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"We've forgotten our corkscrew. Can we borrow your butler?"…

Rugby Dog

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"Beware the Dog - no caption"…

Join the Ladies

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'Is it safe to join the ladies?'…

SHALL WE JOIN THE MEN ?

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"SHALL WE JOIN THE MEN ? " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" published The Field Magazine…

Bottle Of Rose

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"Could you lend me the money to buy you a bottle of rose?."…

turning off lights

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"Whose bright idea was it to go round the house turning off lights?" 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130…