Town and Country

Damn flowers again.

£2.95
"Damn flowers again. Never a bottle of Gin" " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

My lettuces.

£2.95
"I don't care what your SATNAV says. Those are my lettuces." " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

The Dishwasher

£2.95
'...Then put the plate in the dishwasher...'…

Running out of Milk

£2.95
" WHY DO WE ALWAYS RUN OUT OF MILK? DADDY NEVER RUNS OUT OF WINE. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Home-Schooled

£2.95
'Do you realise that in 20 years' time the country will be run by people home-schooled by alcoholics?'…

Bunch Of Bums

£2.95
'Same Bunch Of Bums That Came Through Last Year.'…

Taxi company.

£2.95
"What an amazing coincidence, it's a taxi company. Would anyone like a cab home?" …

Forgotten our corkscrew.

£2.95
"We've forgotten our corkscrew. Can we borrow your butler?"…

Mansion tax.

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "...and tell your father that the government has changed its mind about the mansion tax."…

Rugby Dog

£2.95
"Beware the Dog - no caption"…

Join the Ladies

£2.95
'Is it safe to join the ladies?'…

Bottle Of Rose

£2.95
"Could you lend me the money to buy you a bottle of rose?."…