All Greeting Cards

If she misbehaves

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"...and if she misbehaves take away her cigarettes and alcohol for a week."  …

2day I got Xpelled.

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"Dear mummy, 2day I got Xpelled." 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…

Take the bus

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'We had a few too many drinks, so we decided to take a bus home." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside…

Someone’s taken the cottage.

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"Great news. Someone's taken the cottage. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

You’re really hot

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"Everyone thinks you're really hot" Greeting card - blank…

Arrival of Jet Set

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Gstaad:"The annual arrival of the International Jet Set."…

First Flake of Snow

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Gstaad: "Celebrating the arrival of the First Flake of Snow."…

Clothes show

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Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", Caption: "Oooh, I love clothes shows."…

Heavy dog

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Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", caption:  "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put your dog down. he's awfully heavy." Our Trade Greeting Cards are…

Private jets

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Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "Darling, there's something I need to tell you."…

Common entrance

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'I'm sure she would have got in, had the exam been called something a little more upmarket."' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with…

George Clooney, Sugar Babes

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Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5" "Let's pretend. You're George Clooney, and we're the Sugarbabes."…