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Found our glasses.

£2.95
"Panic Over. We've found our glasses." 7" x 5" greeting card…

I know you’re in there

£2.95
"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Let it Breathe

£2.95
"I opened the bottle to let it breathe, but there was no sign of life. So I had to give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."…

SHE DOESN’T TURN RIGHT

£2.95
"SHE DOESN'T TURN RIGHT ON PLANES. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

changed the sheets!

£2.95
"HEY GUYS, THEY'VE CHANGED THE SHEETS!" Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

EIGHT DAYS THIS WEEK

£2.95
" WELL, I CAN'T BE PLAYING BRIDGE EIGHT DAYS THIS WEEK " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

PETTY CRIMINAL

£2.95
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL MY TRAINING IF THAT PETTY CRIMINAL KEEPS STEALING ALL MY BIRDS?" greeting card 5" x 7"  …

sell-by-date

£2.95
"I've chucked out everything up to 2006. They were way past their sell-by-date"…

Hairdresser

£2.95
'Mummy, next time why don't you practise on the dogs ?'…

Grandchildren Insurance.

£2.95
"We'd like to up our insurance. The grandchildren are coming to stay. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

They’re terribly horsey.

£2.95
"I don't think you've met. They're terribly horsey." " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

blue trousers

£2.95
“Have you seen my blue trousers ?”  Greetings cards are BLANK inside, 7" x 5", individually cello bagged with 130 gsm plain white, diamond flap, gummed…