Pay with his phone
£2.95
"Nathan, there's a gentleman here trying to pay with his phone."
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…
Here to play bridge
£2.95
'Darling, the ladies are here to play Bridge. Just in case you wanted to say hello.'
Greeting Card…
Extra 5 years
£2.95
"You've been found guilty of lying about your age so I'm giving you an extra five years."…
If she misbehaves
£2.95
"...and if she misbehaves take away her cigarettes and alcohol for a week."
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Inheritance Tax
£2.95
"We've come up with a solution for Inheritance Tax. We're going to bury our heads in the sand.."…
Out of Control
£2.95
"That's my husband. He skis really fast because he's completely out of control."
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…
