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  Bottle Of Rose

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  Bottle Of Rose

  “Could you lend me the money to buy you a bottle of rose?.”

  SKU: CLG16 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Contemporary Range, Gardening, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: bottle, drink, loan, rose

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  Middle Of Nowhere

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  Middle Of Nowhere

  ‘But you said the cottage was in the middle of nowhere.’

  SKU: CLG29 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Contemporary Range, Gardening, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: cottage, countryside, garden, middle of nowhere, renting, tractor

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  Home-Schooled

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  Home-Schooled

  ‘Do you realise that in 20 years’ time the country will be run by people home-schooled by alcoholics?’

  SKU: CLG56 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Presents for Teachers, Town and Country Tags: children, covid, drink, school

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  Wearing Masks

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  Wearing Masks

  ‘Wearing glasses AND a mask, I haven’t seen anyone for months.’

  SKU: CLG54 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: covid, glasses, mask, tea

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  Join the Ladies

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  Join the Ladies

  ‘Is it safe to join the ladies?’

  SKU: CLG41 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: cigar, covid, dinner, drink

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  Online Bridge

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  Online Bridge

  “Margaret, Tony’s looking at your cards.”

  SKU: CLG19 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Bridge, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: bridge, cards, coronavirus, covid, covid humour, online

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  Let it Breathe

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  Let it Breathe

  “I opened the bottle to let it breathe, but there was no sign of life. So I had to give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.”

  SKU: CLG52 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: covid, dinner, drink, wine

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  A Birthday Card

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  A Birthday Card

  “A birthday card? That’s nice. Normally they send a cake.”

  SKU: OPC666 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards Tags: birthday, cake, dogs, mum present

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  Did ANYONE hear me?

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  Did ANYONE hear me?

  “Did ANYONE hear me say lunch?”

  SKU: OPC582 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: children, covid, holidays, iPad, lunch

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  Staycation

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  Staycation

  “So much for a staycation in the middle of nowhere”

  SKU: OPC467 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Field Sports, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: fishing, mobile, staycation

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  Downhill after Lunch

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  Downhill after Lunch

  “It’s all downhill after lunch.”

  SKU: OPC123 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Skiing Cards Tags: downhill, drink, lunch, skiing

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  Rugby Dog

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  Rugby Dog

  “Beware the Dog – no caption”

  SKU: OPC650 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Gardening, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: dog, postman, rugby

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  Great Mover

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  Great Mover

  ‘Great mover, Great form, Great tits’ – no caption

  SKU: OPC399 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Field Sports, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Other Sports, Town and Country Tags: Ascot, Cheltenham, Derby, Horse Racing

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  Pick Up Cartridges

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  Pick Up Cartridges

  “…and if you could please pick up your cartridges at the end of the drive.”

  SKU: OPC407 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Field Sports, Greetings Cards, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards Tags: cartridges, peg, shooting

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  Recycled Bottles

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  Recycled Bottles

  Recycled Bottles – no Caption

  SKU: CLG38 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: covid, dinner, drink, neighbour, recycle

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  Working From Home

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  Working From Home

  ‘He won’t be able to work from home today. He’s not feeling very well.’~

  SKU: CLG11 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: bottles, covid humour, home, working from home

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  Nice Try

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  Nice Try

  ‘Nice Try.’

  SKU: CLG07 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Other Sports, Town and Country Tags: lazy, mowing, rugby, try

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  Hairdresser

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  Hairdresser

  ‘Mummy, next time why don’t you practise on the dogs ?’

  SKU: CLG14 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: covid humour, dogs, Hair, haircut, hairdresser

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  The Dishwasher

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  The Dishwasher

  ‘…Then put the plate in the dishwasher…’

  SKU: CLG27 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: covid humour, dishwasher, girl, kitchen, teenager

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  Speedy Boarding

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  Speedy Boarding

  ‘When dad said speedy boarding i thought we were taking a plane.’

  SKU: CLG26 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Birthday, Contemporary Range, Gardening, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: Easyjet, family, holidays, packing, speedy, travel, vacation

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  Bunch Of Bums

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  Bunch Of Bums

  ‘Same Bunch Of Bums That Came Through Last Year.’

  SKU: CLG06 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Other Sports, Town and Country Tags: bike, Bums, cycling, cyclist, French, Tour de France

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  Cremation Or Burial

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  Cremation Or Burial

  ‘CREMATION OR BURIAL, OR WOULD HE PREFER A SURPRISE ?’

  SKU: CLG09 Categories: All Greeting Cards, Black/White Humour, Contemporary Range, Greetings Cards, Latest Products, NEW cards, New Greeting Cards, Town and Country Tags: bereavement, coffin, cremation, funeral, surprise

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